Main Characters
(And I do mean characters.)
Dixon – A big man, he is the ultimate witty sales man with a silver forked tongue. Get to know him for about five minutes and you’ll catch on that he is full of shit, if you don’t you might consider yourself gullible.
Paq – This transplanted Bostonian has a few mental illnesses. He is a hypochondriac that always has something wrong with him. He stays fly with his hair gel and fashionable look by reading up on his subscription to GQ and cosmopolitan. He manages his greatness while being unemployed.
McGee – All American and just a down right good fellow. Laid back and nonchalant he is the nucleus of the group which is sometimes a bad position to be in. He is the planner and usually has things in order as much as they possibly can with this group of hellions. Don’t give him too much credit he knows how to party and let everything hang out, and I don’t mean that figuratively.
Erin – McGee’s Girl. This Dakota beauty had no idea what kind of package her new love came with, and I’m not referring to a banana hammock. This fun loving girl might be the klutz of the century, due to some recent encounters with stairwells.
Cassie – Everybody’s Girl. This yankee beauty loves to play where’s the weienerschnitzel hiding now. This vixen brings a comic relief like no other amongst a group of ravage dogs ready to pounce on most unsuspecting, in her case suspecting, women.
Julien – This little French fuck is extremely temperamental. Moody and very vivacious he reminds some of the female gender. He also likes to complain and if you are on his bad side you’ll know it, because within a few days a website will be posted in your honor.
Pun – From one big man to another, this self imaged southern gentleman is really just a redneck. Harsh and abrasive he is more likely to embarrass the people around him than himself simply because he’s to dumb to know better, but he means well, I think.
Nutz – He doesn’t need much explaining, he is a little crazy and always fun to be around. He is up for anything and is notorious for drawing in crazy women.
Watson – Child molester or just balding? I haven’t caught him with any children but I can see his hair falling out. You are just as likely to find this guy puffing on a camel and sipping a beer as you are to witness him talking to someone’s ex-girlfriend.
Nicole – Watson’s Girlfriend???
Plyler – Already graduating Law School he isn’t the slightest bit more mature than the rest of us. But rest assured one day we’ll ALL need his assistance in climbing out of the hole we are all collectively digging.
Simons – This beefcake hits the gym and the steroids making Jose Concesco look like Jon Heder. Don’t upset him or he might pop your head off. This one is easily love struck.
Poulson – This old man took a little while to mature. Starting college a few years before the rest of us and finishing several years after everyone, he used to be the hell raiser. Now he’s trying to grow up and get away from the bar scene but we just keep pulling him back in, because once it hits your lips, well you know. He now works in politics, irony abound.
Viren – The business man who rolls up in a new German luxury car every 4 or 5 months. Yet the truth is a new car every so often is due his latest accident involving a chicken wing and the hedges lining the inside of I – 26 at 4 am after a long awaited visit to the club. He is the king of Spartanburg and there isn’t a person on earth who doesn’t enjoy this mans company.
Trey – This Catholic virgin’s got his ducks in a row. Except for weekends spent picking himself up off the ground and asking himself what happened the next day. With a heart of gold he truly is a grown man trapped in a child’s body, or vice versa….uhhhh what.
M. Lynn – This kleptomaniac has a wishing stick for a dick. He is always on the prowl for the qualified girl of the night. And by qualified I mean insecure, depressed, half ugly, half undeveloped unsuspecting school girl who thinks he will put a ring on her finger as soon as the jeweler opens up on Sunday afternoon after the 11 am church service. He is truly the snake in the grass all fathers hope their daughters never meet and their sons become.
Anderson - Oh Baby. When you see this guy rest assure that he sees at least three of you. This man used to be a genies and a top notch wrestler until a good ole pal of his got a hold of him by the name of Budweiser and or Jim.
Jewell – Can you say future CEO of a Fortune 500 company? With his head on straight about the business environment this big eared, goofy looking Asian kid won’t quit drinking jager bombs till he is red in the face, which isn’t hard to do when you’re Asian.
This weekend we head to Tennesse, this should be a cluster fuck and has already begun to snowball.
Dixon – A big man, he is the ultimate witty sales man with a silver forked tongue. Get to know him for about five minutes and you’ll catch on that he is full of shit, if you don’t you might consider yourself gullible.
Paq – This transplanted Bostonian has a few mental illnesses. He is a hypochondriac that always has something wrong with him. He stays fly with his hair gel and fashionable look by reading up on his subscription to GQ and cosmopolitan. He manages his greatness while being unemployed.
McGee – All American and just a down right good fellow. Laid back and nonchalant he is the nucleus of the group which is sometimes a bad position to be in. He is the planner and usually has things in order as much as they possibly can with this group of hellions. Don’t give him too much credit he knows how to party and let everything hang out, and I don’t mean that figuratively.
Erin – McGee’s Girl. This Dakota beauty had no idea what kind of package her new love came with, and I’m not referring to a banana hammock. This fun loving girl might be the klutz of the century, due to some recent encounters with stairwells.
Cassie – Everybody’s Girl. This yankee beauty loves to play where’s the weienerschnitzel hiding now. This vixen brings a comic relief like no other amongst a group of ravage dogs ready to pounce on most unsuspecting, in her case suspecting, women.
Julien – This little French fuck is extremely temperamental. Moody and very vivacious he reminds some of the female gender. He also likes to complain and if you are on his bad side you’ll know it, because within a few days a website will be posted in your honor.
Pun – From one big man to another, this self imaged southern gentleman is really just a redneck. Harsh and abrasive he is more likely to embarrass the people around him than himself simply because he’s to dumb to know better, but he means well, I think.
Nutz – He doesn’t need much explaining, he is a little crazy and always fun to be around. He is up for anything and is notorious for drawing in crazy women.
Watson – Child molester or just balding? I haven’t caught him with any children but I can see his hair falling out. You are just as likely to find this guy puffing on a camel and sipping a beer as you are to witness him talking to someone’s ex-girlfriend.
Nicole – Watson’s Girlfriend???
Plyler – Already graduating Law School he isn’t the slightest bit more mature than the rest of us. But rest assured one day we’ll ALL need his assistance in climbing out of the hole we are all collectively digging.
Simons – This beefcake hits the gym and the steroids making Jose Concesco look like Jon Heder. Don’t upset him or he might pop your head off. This one is easily love struck.
Poulson – This old man took a little while to mature. Starting college a few years before the rest of us and finishing several years after everyone, he used to be the hell raiser. Now he’s trying to grow up and get away from the bar scene but we just keep pulling him back in, because once it hits your lips, well you know. He now works in politics, irony abound.
Viren – The business man who rolls up in a new German luxury car every 4 or 5 months. Yet the truth is a new car every so often is due his latest accident involving a chicken wing and the hedges lining the inside of I – 26 at 4 am after a long awaited visit to the club. He is the king of Spartanburg and there isn’t a person on earth who doesn’t enjoy this mans company.
Trey – This Catholic virgin’s got his ducks in a row. Except for weekends spent picking himself up off the ground and asking himself what happened the next day. With a heart of gold he truly is a grown man trapped in a child’s body, or vice versa….uhhhh what.
M. Lynn – This kleptomaniac has a wishing stick for a dick. He is always on the prowl for the qualified girl of the night. And by qualified I mean insecure, depressed, half ugly, half undeveloped unsuspecting school girl who thinks he will put a ring on her finger as soon as the jeweler opens up on Sunday afternoon after the 11 am church service. He is truly the snake in the grass all fathers hope their daughters never meet and their sons become.
Anderson - Oh Baby. When you see this guy rest assure that he sees at least three of you. This man used to be a genies and a top notch wrestler until a good ole pal of his got a hold of him by the name of Budweiser and or Jim.
Jewell – Can you say future CEO of a Fortune 500 company? With his head on straight about the business environment this big eared, goofy looking Asian kid won’t quit drinking jager bombs till he is red in the face, which isn’t hard to do when you’re Asian.
This weekend we head to Tennesse, this should be a cluster fuck and has already begun to snowball.
posted by Pun at 10/27/2005 03:10:00 PM
1 Comments:
This might be the most brilliant idea we've had to date....
Pun, I've got a digital camera, so along with witty blogs, we'll have proof of our Shenanigans.
See ya'll soon
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