Sunday, January 08, 2006

Laughing In Ones Face .

Friday night, Watson, Mcgee, Erin and myself made our way back from our respective corners of South Carolina. Erin had decided to come into town to see a friend who was leaving and so we decided to celebrate with yet another evening on the town.

We head out to Clubhouse with Julien, Nuts, Shannon, and the rest of us ready to drink yet again. After a long hard week at a new job I have grown weary and have tired easliy through the night, nonetheless I have managed to dehydrate my liver causing intoxication. Watson hounds me for the next 30 minutes about going to five points and that I am a bitch for wanting to get a good nights sleep in my own bed in over two weeks. After a couple more motivational words from Watson's mouth I am entering Locals to the delight suprise of seeing Simons.

I make my way to the bar and find G, get a beer, and Watson heads to the lavatory. Returning from his potty break a familiar young lady is riding his coat tail.


Side note: Jordan Lutz was younger member of the fraternity who
dated a DZ. He left her heart broken and teary eyed. Only to her
surprise Marc Lynn would come to her rescue a few years later
during the duration of the tailgate season. Some of you may recognize
her if you saw her.

As watson closes in McSleepy, fraternity rat, comes up to me and the following conversation takes place.

McSleepy: Help me.

Pun: Help you what?

McSleepy: Help me.

Pun: (A slight agitation has formed in my voice) Help you WHAT!

McSleepy: I am Marc Lynn's girlfriend.

Pun: What!?!?

McSleepy: I am Marc Lynn's girlfriend!

Pun: (Laughs out loud in her face as the tears well up on the bottom of her eyelids).
Watson this girl says she is Marc Lynn's girlfriend. (Continues Laughing).

Watson: (Laughs out loud).

McSleepy: (Bolts for the door as the tears stream down her face).

I finally feel asleep around 4 in the am. Fucking Watson, I'm still tired.

So, this blog will end with a request, or question if you will.

Marc Lynn how many girls are you fucking/dating/telling them you love them???

3 Comments:

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Blogger M said...

Fuck that, i never said anything to anyone about having a girlfriend or being someone's boyfriend...that's borderline ludacris.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Pun said...

who the fuck is buy titans tickets and why is that shit on my Blog. Also my mom will not quit reading my blog.

2:32 AM  

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