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So...
During the clemson game I met a girl. A few weeks later we went on a date. It was fun, relaxed, no big deal. A few weeks later we went out again. Just a casual thing, and then she left for christmas break. I talked to her a few time over the break.
After she got back from break we planned to do something but I left for Charlotte. On one of the weekends i was home we were supposed to do something but she started acting really weird.
After I told her I was leaving for three weeks she called me for a week straight. It was a little weird because we had been on two dates. What the fuck.
So last Thursday the following conversation took place...
Girl: Sorry I was acting weird last weekend.
Me: Its ok, no big deal.
Girl: I think I owe you an explanation for the way I was acting.
Me: Ok
Girl: It's really personal, I'm not sure I should tell you.
Me: Ok
Girl: But I think you should know.
Me: So tell me...
Girl: Do you remember that guy from Baltimore that I am really good friends with.
Me: Yeah, I remember you talking about him.
Girl: Well I kind of had sex with him...
Me: ...Ok... You arent my girl friend, its not that big a deal.
Girl: Well I kind of got pregnant.
Me: ...
Girl: And I am Catholic so I couldn't have an abortion. But I did have a miscarriage last weekend.
Me: ....
Girl: Does that change our relationship???
Me: Naaahhh, Its cool. (Actually on my checklist for future wives that is one of the top 5 items, its right up there with Been plowed in the ass by a huge black cock while being face fucked by a homeless mexican. Thats so hot.)
Girl: Really you dont care, we can still go out.
Me: Sure, Its no big deal really.
Girl: Ok Good.
Me: Well I am going to bed. Bye.
Girl: Bye.
What a SLUT, you know that Bitch had an Abortion!!!
During the clemson game I met a girl. A few weeks later we went on a date. It was fun, relaxed, no big deal. A few weeks later we went out again. Just a casual thing, and then she left for christmas break. I talked to her a few time over the break.
After she got back from break we planned to do something but I left for Charlotte. On one of the weekends i was home we were supposed to do something but she started acting really weird.
After I told her I was leaving for three weeks she called me for a week straight. It was a little weird because we had been on two dates. What the fuck.
So last Thursday the following conversation took place...
Girl: Sorry I was acting weird last weekend.
Me: Its ok, no big deal.
Girl: I think I owe you an explanation for the way I was acting.
Me: Ok
Girl: It's really personal, I'm not sure I should tell you.
Me: Ok
Girl: But I think you should know.
Me: So tell me...
Girl: Do you remember that guy from Baltimore that I am really good friends with.
Me: Yeah, I remember you talking about him.
Girl: Well I kind of had sex with him...
Me: ...Ok... You arent my girl friend, its not that big a deal.
Girl: Well I kind of got pregnant.
Me: ...
Girl: And I am Catholic so I couldn't have an abortion. But I did have a miscarriage last weekend.
Me: ....
Girl: Does that change our relationship???
Me: Naaahhh, Its cool. (Actually on my checklist for future wives that is one of the top 5 items, its right up there with Been plowed in the ass by a huge black cock while being face fucked by a homeless mexican. Thats so hot.)
Girl: Really you dont care, we can still go out.
Me: Sure, Its no big deal really.
Girl: Ok Good.
Me: Well I am going to bed. Bye.
Girl: Bye.
What a SLUT, you know that Bitch had an Abortion!!!
1 Comments:
dude the fuckin end cracked me up
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