Monday, February 06, 2006

Liberal or Conservative...You Decide.

So...

During the clemson game I met a girl. A few weeks later we went on a date. It was fun, relaxed, no big deal. A few weeks later we went out again. Just a casual thing, and then she left for christmas break. I talked to her a few time over the break.

After she got back from break we planned to do something but I left for Charlotte. On one of the weekends i was home we were supposed to do something but she started acting really weird.

After I told her I was leaving for three weeks she called me for a week straight. It was a little weird because we had been on two dates. What the fuck.

So last Thursday the following conversation took place...

Girl: Sorry I was acting weird last weekend.

Me: Its ok, no big deal.

Girl: I think I owe you an explanation for the way I was acting.

Me: Ok

Girl: It's really personal, I'm not sure I should tell you.

Me: Ok

Girl: But I think you should know.

Me: So tell me...

Girl: Do you remember that guy from Baltimore that I am really good friends with.

Me: Yeah, I remember you talking about him.

Girl: Well I kind of had sex with him...

Me: ...Ok... You arent my girl friend, its not that big a deal.

Girl: Well I kind of got pregnant.

Me: ...

Girl: And I am Catholic so I couldn't have an abortion. But I did have a miscarriage last weekend.

Me: ....

Girl: Does that change our relationship???

Me: Naaahhh, Its cool. (Actually on my checklist for future wives that is one of the top 5 items, its right up there with Been plowed in the ass by a huge black cock while being face fucked by a homeless mexican. Thats so hot.)

Girl: Really you dont care, we can still go out.

Me: Sure, Its no big deal really.

Girl: Ok Good.

Me: Well I am going to bed. Bye.

Girl: Bye.








What a SLUT, you know that Bitch had an Abortion!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Blush said...

dude the fuckin end cracked me up

3:48 PM  

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