Monday, May 18, 2009

An Update to the Cast of Characters

It’s been a while since the blog has been updated. There have definitely been a few people added to the mix which have contributed to the Sunday conversations and story telling. To bring you up to date there is a list with there descriptions below.

First to come along was an unruly duo first mentioned in an earlier blog. Since the Tennessee, Carolina game I have become good friends with La and Leslie. The first encounter with this pair was disastrous, people falling down stadiums, pouring kaluha into perfectly good hot chocolate and then setting the tailgate chair on fire. How I came to be friends with these people I have no idea. I think maybe because all of my other friends left town.

Following the introduction to these two, La lived with several other women at what they called PSH. (Princeton Street House) This house was at every waking moment a disaster but filled with women. Who could resist. At the time living in the home was Soss, an ex-girlfriend...weird, Mandi a short but spritely person, and Propst. Shortly there after Propst left the house to become an adult in the world as living in this home meant that you were permantly stuck in a world half way between college and your first job. After she moved out of the home Kristin, a friend of La's from Spartanburg who had recently graduated Law School at USC, moved into the house. Insanity, confusion, and loss of dignity would follow as the new characters began to hang out.

La is known as the girl who losses things, such as her phone, her purse, cigarettes, but most of all her dignity. She has also been known to loss herself. She is very bright just has absolutely no common sense whatsoever.

Leslie has already been coined as the dumbass who fell down the stadium and set a chair on fire, but those stories seem to pale in the shadow of future happenings. She was also named the gremlin in previous posts.

Kristin is very hard to describe. She is a lawyer who loves to argue and will drink a bottle of wine at the drop of a hat. After a few encounters with this one I found out that her past involves stealing cars and boyfriends, belonging to the same person, and a self proclaim multiple personality disorder. This cant be real, as Kristin can name her alter egos, Tracy Buffy and Patsy. One of them only comes out after drinking liquor, one of them allows her to hook up with random dudes, and the other is for cussing out people during intense arguments and hitting the dance floor. This is obviously a farce or just an excuse so that Kristin has someone to blame after she willingly looses her dignity the night before.

There are other characters which will arise through future blogging, but these are the important new additions. They have self proclaimed me as their Shepherd and them as my flock of sheep. Depending on the night, or day (if drinking) they vary in color from black to white. Black meaning whorish tendencies are running through their minds, and white meaning they are being deceitful and trying to get me into trouble.














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