Stereotypes and Learning Things

For the past three weeks I have been in Hartford Ct, for a training seminar. The first week I must have meet 80 people out of the 120 people at the seminar. It was crazy, but I think I learned a lot by meetin other people, not just the material being explained. There were people from New York, Texas, California, Florida, Virginia, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Colorado, and Tennesse. The following are things I have learned in the past three weeks...

- People from Wisconsin suck, either they aren't social at all, or they lack the concept of hospitality
- Dotudo means someone who is goofy, over exagurative, very comic (Nuts)
- Gavon means someone who eats like a pig (Me)
- Hooples means someone who is a good guy but is a fuck up (Watson)
- IROC means Itailian Retard Out Crusin
- Yatch means cunt
- I have more in common with people from NY than Wisconsin b/c we both lack a so called filter that stops us from blurting out ideas or thoughts that conjur up in the old noggin
- Mic is derogatory slang for Irish folk, much like Spic for Hispanic.
- If you took a nigger from the ghettos of columbia, and placed it on the other side of the mason dixon line does the fact that you have placed it in the north make it less of a nigger? If you can't guess the answer to this question, it is absolutely not. Anyone who has ever told me that there are no niggers in the north, that they just act different. You're an idiot. The only place that there aren't niggers, is maybe montana and parts of the midwest. Everywhere else you are screwed.

Flava Flav's reality show Flava of Love might be one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.

Liberal or Conservative...You Decide.

So...

During the clemson game I met a girl. A few weeks later we went on a date. It was fun, relaxed, no big deal. A few weeks later we went out again. Just a casual thing, and then she left for christmas break. I talked to her a few time over the break.

After she got back from break we planned to do something but I left for Charlotte. On one of the weekends i was home we were supposed to do something but she started acting really weird.

After I told her I was leaving for three weeks she called me for a week straight. It was a little weird because we had been on two dates. What the fuck.

So last Thursday the following conversation took place...

Girl: Sorry I was acting weird last weekend.

Me: Its ok, no big deal.

Girl: I think I owe you an explanation for the way I was acting.

Me: Ok

Girl: It's really personal, I'm not sure I should tell you.

Me: Ok

Girl: But I think you should know.

Me: So tell me...

Girl: Do you remember that guy from Baltimore that I am really good friends with.

Me: Yeah, I remember you talking about him.

Girl: Well I kind of had sex with him...

Me: ...Ok... You arent my girl friend, its not that big a deal.

Girl: Well I kind of got pregnant.

Me: ...

Girl: And I am Catholic so I couldn't have an abortion. But I did have a miscarriage last weekend.

Me: ....

Girl: Does that change our relationship???

Me: Naaahhh, Its cool. (Actually on my checklist for future wives that is one of the top 5 items, its right up there with Been plowed in the ass by a huge black cock while being face fucked by a homeless mexican. Thats so hot.)

Girl: Really you dont care, we can still go out.

Me: Sure, Its no big deal really.

Girl: Ok Good.

Me: Well I am going to bed. Bye.

Girl: Bye.








What a SLUT, you know that Bitch had an Abortion!!!